Doraemon Joins The Enemy

Only in Japan you can find attractive 'candy girls'.
Only in Japan you'll find fashion demons that walk the street on every Sunday morning.
Only in Japan its ok to have a sexual attraction to 2-D girls.
Only in Japan the government is a blue and white robot cat.

Wait, WTF!?

Doraemon Joins The Enemy
"Foreign Minister Masahiko Komura appointed the popular cartoon robot cat as "anime ambassador," handing a human-sized Doraemon doll an official certificate at an inauguration ceremony, along with dozens of "dorayaki" red bean pancakes -- his favorite dessert -- piled on a huge plate."
[LOL WUT?]
"Doraemon, I hope you will travel around the world as an anime ambassador to deepen people's understanding of Japan so they will become friends with Japan," Komura told the blue-and-white cat."

First of all.. Where the fishsticks are his ears?
Second.. Japan, you CRAzeH!

And lastly,